Know Your Audience


Day 21 –  The person or persons that do not read my blog but I wish he/she/they would is…

Shirley Lambert.

I don’t know her but she gave birth to me. I like to think she remembers the blonde-haired, brown-eyed girl she began to raise but hasn’t seen since the girl was a year or two(ish) old.

I do not know what I would do with her face-to-face as I’ve lived my life without a single memory of her but if she wanted to she could find me here in my words.

Other people, too.

I struggle with relationships. My family of choice has been made of people that I trust with who I am so they don’t *need* to read of my life through my blog although, many of them do. My family of origin is a different story. The girl who lived with them is not the woman that I am and I fear their rejection. My blog was started for them…to sort of dip my toe into the pool of honestly showing them how I think and feel which may be different from what they think they know about how I think and feel.

Also, David Bowie

Because why the hell not?!?!

Tebowie


So here’s the thing (there are a few, actually)…

  1. I do not like American football. I don’t dislike it it just is a big, fat “meh” in my book. To be fair, most sports are very “meh” like to me.
  2. Were it not for Facebook, I could forget during any given season that events and players were happening.
  3. [Tim Tebow ENTERS stage LEFT]
  4. I love David Bowie from the tips of my toes to the far reaches of the moon and back a bajillion times.
  5. I am very protective of any and all covers of his works (Stupid Nirvana and their stupid Man Who Sold The World cover).
  6. But I found this hilarious.
  7. Even before I found out that this Tebow character is down with Jesus.
  8. Then I found this…hilarious-ER!

http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=1378838

Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Can’t win by myself but with your help I might

Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
Commencing 4th down “Hut, hut, hike”
Snap the football and may God’s love be with me

This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow
Please leave me alone
Don’t you know my day of rest is Sunday?
And I’m sick of watching all these Broncos games

I hear that you play New England next week
Dude, you’re on your own
Brady is too good and I got better things to do

So I passed 316 yards
There’s still two games to go
If I want to make it to the Super Bowl
And show everyone on Earth how to Tebow

Tim Tebow to Jesus Christ
The Broncos won we’re still alive
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow
Come on everyone Tebow