People, People, People: Everybody


Dear…er…Everybody,

Please review below then stop saying EVERYBODY. When the everybody in question numbers a lot, then it is NOT everybody when only a few is included in your statement of ‘everybody’. A portion of something is not all of it. A piece of the pie is not the whole damn pie. Some people is not every person. Just fucking stop it!

  • ev·ery·body

pronoun \ˈev-ri-ˌbə-dē, -ˌbä-\

 

Definition of EVERYBODY

: everyone
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  • ev·ery·one

pronoun \ ev-ri- wən\

 

Definition of EVERYONE

: every person : everybody
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Next week’s lesson will be on properly using always, anything, ever, everything, never, no one, and only. As in, one can not always forget everything; even Leonard Shelby had his tattoos. One does not never smile; maybe I just hate you. One does not always only think of oneself; sometimes we are forced think of everybody else when everything is always messed up because no one can  ever do anything right around here except for me…er…one, uhm, he/she/it(?).

Love,

Anonymous Burn

People, People, People: Who Don’t Take A Hint


I need to come clean.

I am NOT the friendliest person in the world.

Not even in the top 5%

It is okay.

~ Y’ain’t gonna like e’rybody and e’rybody ain’t gonna like you ~

When I don’t like a person I play it real simple:

We don’t talk…

EVER

Why would we? I don’t like you?!!?

See? Simple!!! 

Uhm…

So when I’m doing my thang of not liking you ergo not talking to you…

I need you to respect the chasm I’m trying to create here.

No, no, shhhh…

No need to build bridges.

Don’t cross that great divide.

Shed a single tear and go to a better place.

A place (preferably) where I’m not.

A place where you will find people who want to talk to you.