Day 27 — I have an inner voice, and if a friend spoke to me the way my inner voice does at times, I would…
Tell that bitch to mind her own business and let me eat my cake.
No, literally – I will eat as much goddamned cake as I want and you, dear inner voice, stop judging me.
My inner voice needs to fuckin’ relax! She’s such a nag. Always reminding me what I should be doing (the right, responsible thing), always nagging me about how much excercise I got this week (never enough), always harping about the types of food I’m shoveling into the ole pie-hole (not fresh enough), always fretting about how much money I’m spending (too much!!).
Truth be told, I would have probably been up and down Shit Creek a few times if it had not been for her, she’s one pushy broad. We’ve come a long way, though. We are finally starting to respect each other’s opinions now. I’m learning to be less of a push-over. I feel a lot more comfortable saying, “Can it, Lady!” when the cause is just. We’ve got a good system of checks and balances and have really come to terms with how incredibly awesome I really am.